I was in a bar today when the news came through that yes man the Irish Prime Minister Cowans had safely o'conned people to vote 'Yes' to Europe after the EU had put heavy financial embargoes on the Irish whom wanted last time to be independent of EU dictators.

A Scotswoman with a brain, unlike her Countryman Giodarno, turned towards the large television and said point blank in front of the crowd within the inner-city bar:-

Would you let that creep look after your children whilst you had a late night out? I think not?.

She thought he was the creepiest ever she had seen since pictures of Brady and Huntley had been shown. Sixth sense?